Tonight, our competition will be in Fresno.
They are coming from all corners of the earth. Their plan is to infiltrate the company Christmas party, get my developers to overindulge in egg-nog, and extract all of our company secrets.
I just wanted to say to them, "Give it up!" None of my developers drink alcohol. In fact, they don't eat meat, drive fast, play video games, have sex, or listen to talk-radio. My team has no exploitable vices whatsoever. You will just have to steal our secrets some other way.
(For those seeking employment at Decade, ignore the previous paragraph. It is just a ploy to fool the competition. We have deployed special web spiders that will remove this paragraph from their browsers, so only you know the truth: Decade Software Company works hard, but we are a very close group. After hours, we know how to have fun!—but please don't tell anyone. It's a closely guarded secret.)
Happy holidays, everybody!
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