Scientists prove Scrum increases brain function

Jeff Sutherland reported this week that a new scientific study proves that Scrum actually makes you smarter...

"Brain research on rats suggests that voluntary pressure in the form of audacious goals taken on by high performance teams makes them produce more neuron stem cells, rewire the brain, and become smarter.

Involuntary pressure, often seen on waterfall teams, may reduce stem cell production and make employees stupid.

People should abandon teams on death marches as it is not healthy for them and will decrease brain function."

 

Find someone who is not using Scrum and organize an intervention.

You could use posters. Here's someone's brain on Scrum. Here's someone's brain on Wii. Here's someone's brain on talk radio.